Interview with Lorna Boberts

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REPORTER: We’re conducting an exclusive online chat with reclusive romance novelist Lorna Boberts. Welcome to Good Day Online, Ms. Boberts. Thanks so much for texting in today.

LUCKY: Thank you Jennifer, my pleasure.

REPORTER: Lorna, you’ve sold millions of books, been on the New York Times Best Seller list for well over a decade, received countless industry awards, yet critics still refer to your work as “fantasy smut, housewife porn and crass soap-operatic fluff.”

LUCKY: I never read reviews Lorna. Especially Michiko Kakitani.

REPORTER: So you do in fact read your reviews.

LUCKY: Drinking helps.

REPORTER: Lorna, your novels often center around strong male protagonists. Perhaps too strong. Speaking of Mitchiko Kakitani, she quotes from a passage in your best-selling novel Slave Harum, calling you a “self-loathing misogynist, dabbling in adolescent homo-eroticism.” Here’s the passage:

Slade’s ample chest heaved, glistening with the honorable sweat of a debt repaid as he withdrew the Sword of Danthrob from his beloved enemy’s flank. Cara looked on, her meager offering too meek for such a man as this.

LUCKY: My reader’s know my true heart.

REPORTER: But do they know your true sex, Lorna. Some suggest, Lorna Boberts is merely a pseudonym and that you’re really a man posing as a woman writer.

LUCKY: This is old territory, Jennifer. I am not a man. Have you read Slave Harem, Jennifer… really read it.

REPORTER: Yes, yes I have.

LUCKY: Then you know why my real fans adore me. Were you one of them, you’d know that everyone has within them, a Sword of Danthrob.

REPORTER: A penis?

LUCKY: No comment.

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